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Life's a bitch. You just gotta be its pimp.

whaddup. i'm claudia from san franciscooooooo.
17 years old, chinese, lazy. great things = music, food, humor. smiling is nice.

summon thy inner pervert.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ...I THREW IT ON THE GROUNNDDD.

insanity is embraced here.
i made another card

i made another card

why are nerds and outcasts on tv attractive and end up with someone cute like no that’s not how it works you have to be ugly and awkward like me then let’s see if someone falls in love with you bitch

Marude 5: tap on my window, knock up my whore

if i were a boy i would have a boner 24/7

Dad: *sees me eating from a big bowl*
Dad: oh are you eating some fruit? you're being healthy!
Me: it's leftover brownie batter
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: *licks bowl*

why don’t more people follow me i am perfect

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no you annoy me you’re not allowed to like what i like

is california the only place where we say “hella”

it’s one of my favorite words though

besides “exquisite” and “potato” and “cunt”

omg

sentence of my fave words

that’s a hella exquisite potato, cunt.

that’s a hella exquisite cunt, potato.

hella potato cunts are exquisite.

what

“Where did I go wrong,” I whispered to myself as I stared at my math answer.

stuffthatsdrivingmein-zayn:

what have i done..

ugh i am so great.. yeah u should follow my one direction blog ^^ wooOOOoooOOOooOOoooOoooOooOoOHHhh

stuffthatsdrivingmein-zayn:

what have i done..

ugh i am so great.. yeah u should follow my one direction blog ^^ wooOOOoooOOOooOOoooOoooOooOoOHHhh

..i really need to spend my time better.

..i really need to spend my time better.