6 months ago
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aye boi r u a piano cuz i’d like 2 run my hands all over u
do u realize how bored i am and by bored i mean distracting myself from summer assignments lol actually no lol i'm just a hopeless chinese potato hot wings HOT WIIINNNNGSS HOT WAAAANNNNNNGNGGSSGs trust no bitch muddafucka wut someone pls stop me hipster hipsta hipsta lemme make ya hips stir
am i hipster yet
phineAS FOR GOD’S SAKE ISABELLA WANTS YOUR DICK
i actually don't think i'm ugly and awkward actually i'm awkward or really blunt especially when i have a glass or two of liquor i told a bunch of guys that i checked out girls and what's a good dick size omg lol yup that happened i am not ashamed mine nerds tvwhy are nerds and outcasts on tv attractive and end up with someone cute like no that’s not how it works you have to be ugly and awkward like me then let’s see if someone falls in love with you bitch
when I get married, idc I’m having morning sex, noon sex, dinner sex, grab the camera let’s record sex, make-up sex, holiday sex, after the kids leave for school sex, on break at work sex, quicky sex, bath sex, honey wheres the remote sex, neighbors know our name sex, 24/7 sex, hot tub sex, angry sex, pull over on the highway back seat sex, night time in the park touching each other sex, sex on the beach, sex on the plane , kids walk in on us WE DONT GIVE A FUCK SEX
(Source: ourbrutalgeneration)
maroon 5 she will be loved tap on my window knock on my door I wanna make you feel beautifullll mine omg i'm so weird she won't be loved loooll lol HAW whAt
THAT’S NOT RIGHT
YOU DID IT WRONGNGGNGNGNGNNGNgGngnnggg
if i were a boy even just for a daaayy i'd roll out of bedd with a boner and throw on what i wanted and bone what boner YAYUHH omg i'm so weirdd mine lolif i were a boy i would have a boner 24/7
lol hiiiiiiii BROWNIE BATTERS GONEE AHSDLKFJAHSLDKFJHASLDKFJH mine fuck this shiet is bawnawnaws b aye en aye en aye ess brownie batter convoooooo yo“Where did I go wrong,” I whispered to myself as I stared at my math answer.
