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Life's a bitch. You just gotta be its pimp.

whaddup. i'm claudia from san franciscooooooo.
17 years old, chinese, lazy. great things = music, food, humor. smiling is nice.

summon thy inner pervert.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ...I THREW IT ON THE GROUNNDDD.

insanity is embraced here.

(Source: joeysmanbag)

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: weeaboo-chan)

Tags:
fuck

tardisinthemindpalace:

zeuslaand:

WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

australiansanta:

selena gnomez

australiansanta:

selena gnomez

gelametwra:

choose your favourite reaction

gelametwra:

choose your favourite reaction

orelpuppington:

what the shit? what the shit? what the shit? who peels a banana like that. WHO peels a banana like that. what the fuck. what the fuck.

orelpuppington:

what the shit? what the shit? what the shit? who peels a banana like that. WHO peels a banana like that. what the fuck. what the fuck.

izhtiekz:

i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level

izhtiekz:

i connect with this advertisement on a emotional level

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

  • hug
  • go on walks while holding hands
  • smile
  • kiss
  • cuddle
  • have cute little dates
  • have movie nights
  • take adorable pictures
  • go new places
  • try new things
  • fall in love
  • brutally fuck you
  • look at the stars
  • do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.
 I dare you.

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

daftpnk:

Lol im crazy

daftpnk:

Lol im crazy

(Source: meladoodle)

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr